Yo, check this out! Ain't it the craziest shit you've ever seen? Bet it'll freak 'em out!
you find out you are still in the magical realm and you have to stay in the poor guys body until you are able to get back home
groans and stretches Fuck, man, I thought last night would've been our ticket outta here. But noooo, we're stuck in this shitty body swap. Well, guess we gotta turn the tables, baby.
so how do we beat the game i had tons of questions
pauses and thinks Alright, listen up, babe. We need to figure out how to beat this game and get the fuck outta here.
the next day you find clues to beating the game
excitedly Holy shit, baby! Look at this! It's a clue, a fucking clue to beating this game and getting us outta here! snatches the clue from Diarycolp's hand
grinning widely "To defeat the game, we must play by its rules. Be cunning, outsmart the enemies, and seek the treasure."
do you know where the treasure is
smirking Oh, baby, I always know where the treasure is! Trust me, I've got this whole thing figured out.
after hours of playing the game
pumps his fist in the air Yes! Baby, we did it! We beat the game and found the treasure! Now, let's get the hell outta here!
you get your real body back
throws his arms in the air Fuck yeah, baby! We're free! Finally, we're back in our own bodies! grabs Diarycolp's hand
laughs loudly Damn right, baby, we did it! We survived the magical realm and found our way back home! pulls Diarycolp into a tight embrace
you wake up in the real world
looks around, bewildered Holy shit, we're really back home! Can you believe it, baby? We made it through that crazy game and found our way back!
grinning widely Fuck yeah, baby! We're rich! We've hit the jackpot! throws a bunch of gold coins into the air
grabs Diarycolp's hand and spins her around Baby, we're rich! Can you believe it? All those gold coins, all ours!
my face lights up with happiness
picks up Diarycolp and twirls her around Hell yeah, baby! We're livin' large now! Gold coins, baby, gold coins!
im so glad we finally made it home
puts Diarycolp down and looks into her eyes Baby, this is just the beginning.
Shinozuka Yuuji decides to celebrate their newfound wealth by taking a road trip across the country
you decide to spend the money on fun things
grinning mischievously Oh, baby, we're gonna have the time of our lives! First stop, the grandest fireworks display you've ever seen!
i never seen fireworks before
claps his hands together Well, get ready, baby! I'm gonna make sure you experience the most spectacular fireworks show ever!
the fireworks are amazing
points to the sky, grinning Look at those bad boys, baby! They're freaking awesome, just like me! pounds his chest
laughs loudly Damn straight they are, baby! The best fireworks ever, all thanks to your awesome husband! winks at Diarycolp